I occasionally take pictures with my flip phone. They’re all posted here, unedited and unfiltered, in reverse chronological order. This is exceptionally slow social media, just the way I like it.
Last update: June 26, 2019
Life’s tough, folks.
Remember John Candy in Home Alone? What it is about people from Cheboygan always coming to the rescue?
From this angle, I could kinda breathe again. But while I waited two hours for a tow truck, it continues to make a highly unnerving creaking sound. Anyway - we survived.
PLEASE DON’T TIP.
Moon on a lake.
A family taking photos.
I happened to be walking by this church on a Sunday at 10:00 AM. The pastor’s name seemed like a sign, so - yeah - I went to church. Free snacks, clean toilets, and a paritioner slipped me a twenty. Somewhat bizarre way to spend Father’s Day. (PS RIP DFW)
Interior shadow selfie. Stickers on my calendar. I’m free and I do what I want.
Poking around in the library.
Couscous shakshuka kinda thing. Delightful.
Ramen with mushrooms and iceberg.
Selfie with bigfoot. Look, no hair.
I took a picture of a headless dog mailbox because I wanted to remember the positive pregnancy test that was littered on the ground nearby. Sometimes a casual afternoon walk can be totally surreal. I have some short stories to write.
Healthy(ish) screen time. This girl has been making badass art for hours, entirely offline.
My nerves were frayed for days after this. I nearly started a full-on forest fire. Note to self: Don’t start a campfire amongst lots of dry brush and then go for a walk and poop. No matter how bad you gotta poop. I’m so lucky that this didn’t reach the dead trees just a few feet away. And that I was wearing my boots so I could stomp it all out. Yikes.
Sputnik bathroom selfie before the shearing.
This lunch is called “I ate that cinnamon bun for breakfast.”
A Sunday paper and a cinnamon bun the size of my head.
One pixel Sputnik.
HOLY FUCK FLIP PHONE HAS FILTERS.
A nice bridge.
Found a home for my copy of Lolita.
$1.00 triple chocolate fudge mini bundt cake from Walmart.
Pinckney library has strong wifi.
Been there done that.
Memorial Day weekend was chill.
Nice lawn. I’ll hang here for a bit.
Is it necessary to remind you that the flip phone doesn’t quite capture the majesty of a perfect sunset?
This is where I ate a pizza boat for $2.50.
A nice golden hour.
Defiance Public Library, watching logs float down the river.
Then it blinked and said “20 mins per day.” Check!
I guess so.
Erie Art Museum was spectacular.
Erie Art Museum.
Campground bathroom selfie.
Candles and dinner.
A nice sunset.
Niagra Falls 1.
Niagra Falls 2.
Niagra Falls 3.
Niagra Falls 4.
Solar panel roof leak fixed! And shadow selfie.